There is just too many awesome Lorem Ipsum (placeholder) text generators going around lately not to round them up.

Cupcake Ipsum

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Bender, quit destroying the universe! I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. So, how 'bout them Knicks? Soon enough. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'? Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…

Samuel L. Ipsum

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

Hipster Ipsum

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Bogan Ipsum

She'll be right dero also trent from punchy jackaroo. He's got a massive cook my he hasn't got a schooner. As dry as a your shout when mad as a pig's arse. Lets throw a prezzy no dramas she'll be right stoked. Mad as a bored sh*tless with gutful of doovalacky. As busy as a apples no worries chunder.

Bacon Ipsum

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Probably not great for most client work or school projects: Swearem Ipsum and Trolleum Ipsum

My own, with HTML tags: HTML-Ipsum

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