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  • June 8, 2009 at 8:31 am #25063
    infocentre
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    Does anyone here want to give an ‘idiots guide to PHP install’ on an IIS server.

    Would be much appreciated :)

    And remember, IDIOTS guide!

    Thanks, Alex

    June 8, 2009 at 8:54 am #58652
    Rob MacKay
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    you have prob seen this already… sorry… LOL

    http://www.php.net/manual/en/install.php

    June 8, 2009 at 9:00 am #58653
    infocentre
    Member

    mmm.. all that writing scares me a little!

    ok, i guess i shouldnt be so lazy! cheeers

    June 8, 2009 at 6:02 pm #58739
    davesgonebananas
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    1. Remove your Windows Server installation disc from the packaging
    2. Bake at 180°C for 1-2 hours or until oven window turns blue
    3. Lie down in a darkened room for a while
    4. Remember to thoroughly wash the smell of corporate greed off your clothes
    5. Be nice to penguins

    June 9, 2009 at 4:07 am #58806
    Rob MacKay
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    "davesgonebananas" wrote:
    4. Remember to thoroughly wash the smell of corporate greed off your clothes

    AHHahahahahahahahahahahaah, that one was great :)

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