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August 25, 2014 at 10:27 pm #180640
How it feels when you first try a minimal *Nix install:
I obliterated Windows 7… not that I care.August 25, 2014 at 11:11 pm #180641
I obliterated Windows 7…
The reason? Mistakenly converted FAT32 filesystem to ext4. Oops. I will now take this opportunity to disparage Windows’ FS:
Your mama’s so FAT she can’t save files bigger than 4GB.August 26, 2014 at 6:05 pm #180801AlenParticipant
The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs / Minute!August 26, 2014 at 11:01 pm #180816
“Ahhh WTF? Why did @NIX put some sh**** Nelly video in this thread?!”
Shhhhh. Silence. Just skip to 3:16.
Uhhh… calm down girl. That’s Microsoft Excel… so pretty sure he’s just not getting your “texts.”August 26, 2014 at 11:05 pm #180817
Nothing funny about this… just an homage to everyone’s favorite browser:August 26, 2014 at 11:10 pm #180818
Programming in real life vs. the movies:August 26, 2014 at 11:12 pm #180819
Back to proper jokes:
“There are 2 hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-1 errors.”August 27, 2014 at 12:09 am #180831Paulie_DMember
i thought it was
There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
I p*ssed off a web witch the other day and she put a hex on me.
I turned a whole new color.August 27, 2014 at 12:11 am #180832Paulie_DMember
Old Windows chestnut
Keyboard not installed!
Press any key to continue.August 27, 2014 at 10:21 am #180864
“The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.”August 27, 2014 at 10:44 am #180866__Participant
@Paulie_D that binary joke is one of my favs. Here’s one in octal:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 10 11!August 28, 2014 at 12:19 pm #180949__Participant
Okay, not a joke, but it made my day:
I was at a doctor’s office this morning, waiting for my wife to finish with her appointment. A young woman sat down next to me and started chit-chatting, eventually talking about her (biological) son.
“He’s four now. I’ve had full custody for the last two and a half years.” Obviously proud of herself, she adds, “I’ve always been in his life, though” — (with complete and utter sincerity) — “I mean, I was there, in the delivery room.”August 29, 2014 at 3:50 pm #181099
Not a joke but an actual quote from a friend:
Friend: “Hey dude, are you a hacker?”
Me: “Uhh, no, not really.”
Friend: “Too bad. You could be an Internet vigilante.”
Me: “Like Boondock Saints but on the web?”
Friend: “Yeah dude… and you could leave bitcoins on the eyes of your victims.”August 30, 2014 at 9:49 am #181174
What’s the object oriented way to get rich? Inheritance.August 30, 2014 at 12:47 pm #181200
Pretty much exactly how it goes down:
The face of that little puppy.
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