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  • August 25, 2014 at 10:27 pm #180640
    nixnerd
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    How it feels when you first try a minimal *Nix install:

    I obliterated Windows 7… not that I care.

    August 25, 2014 at 11:11 pm #180641
    nixnerd
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    I obliterated Windows 7…

    The reason? Mistakenly converted FAT32 filesystem to ext4. Oops. I will now take this opportunity to disparage Windows’ FS:

    Your mama’s so FAT she can’t save files bigger than 4GB.

    August 26, 2014 at 6:05 pm #180801
    Alen
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    The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs / Minute!

    August 26, 2014 at 11:01 pm #180816
    nixnerd
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    “Ahhh WTF? Why did @NIX put some sh**** Nelly video in this thread?!”

    Shhhhh. Silence. Just skip to 3:16.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WYHDfJDPDc

    Uhhh… calm down girl. That’s Microsoft Excel… so pretty sure he’s just not getting your “texts.”

    August 26, 2014 at 11:05 pm #180817
    nixnerd
    Participant

    Nothing funny about this… just an homage to everyone’s favorite browser:

    August 26, 2014 at 11:10 pm #180818
    nixnerd
    Participant

    Programming in real life vs. the movies:

    August 26, 2014 at 11:12 pm #180819
    nixnerd
    Participant

    Back to proper jokes:

    “There are 2 hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-1 errors.”

    August 27, 2014 at 12:09 am #180831
    Paulie_D
    Member

    i thought it was

    There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don’t.

    or

    I p*ssed off a web witch the other day and she put a hex on me.

    I turned a whole new color.

    August 27, 2014 at 12:11 am #180832
    Paulie_D
    Member

    Old Windows chestnut

    Keyboard not installed!

    Press any key to continue.

    August 27, 2014 at 10:21 am #180864
    nixnerd
    Participant

    “The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.”

    August 27, 2014 at 10:44 am #180866
    __
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    @Paulie_D that binary joke is one of my favs. Here’s one in octal:

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 10 11!

    August 28, 2014 at 12:19 pm #180949
    __
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    Okay, not a joke, but it made my day:

    I was at a doctor’s office this morning, waiting for my wife to finish with her appointment. A young woman sat down next to me and started chit-chatting, eventually talking about her (biological) son.

    “He’s four now. I’ve had full custody for the last two and a half years.” Obviously proud of herself, she adds, “I’ve always been in his life, though” — (with complete and utter sincerity) — “I mean, I was there, in the delivery room.”

    August 29, 2014 at 3:50 pm #181099
    nixnerd
    Participant

    Not a joke but an actual quote from a friend:

    Friend: “Hey dude, are you a hacker?”

    Me: “Uhh, no, not really.”

    Friend: “Too bad. You could be an Internet vigilante.”

    Me: “Like Boondock Saints but on the web?”

    Friend: “Yeah dude… and you could leave bitcoins on the eyes of your victims.”

    August 30, 2014 at 9:49 am #181174
    nixnerd
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    What’s the object oriented way to get rich? Inheritance.

    August 30, 2014 at 12:47 pm #181200
    nixnerd
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    Pretty much exactly how it goes down:

    The face of that little puppy.

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