@elneco, your title is quite awesome good sir :)
I didnt realize there was a Lettering.JS but i will deff look at the documentation. I took a step back and realized the main code i was using had redundancies and recursive functions (I wanted so bad to use some :( ). But i am packing all of it into a plugin in which does what i explained but adds more methods and a shload of customizable stuff.
Thanks for the responses btw, i have been hitting the jQuery forums pretty hard and waited until now (when i finally fixed it) to check my post. Again, thanks guys for the help.