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shaneisme
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(I’m a big fan of one-liners… especially those that induce a groan from the audience)

Grasshopper goes into a bar. Bartender says, “Hey, we got a drink named after you!” “Phil?”

Neutron goes into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says, “For you, no charge…”

Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Uh………………..” Bartender says “Why the big pause?”

If at first you don’t succeed call it version 1.0.