(I’m a big fan of one-liners… especially those that induce a groan from the audience)
Grasshopper goes into a bar. Bartender says, “Hey, we got a drink named after you!” “Phil?”
Neutron goes into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says, “For you, no charge…”
Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Uh………………..” Bartender says “Why the big pause?”
If at first you don’t succeed call it version 1.0.