Shock Teenage Gangsters with wp-config Redirect
NOTE: You should NOT use this if you are ACTUALLY using WordPress.
This is a funny redirect. I get one or two visits a day from teenage gangsters trying to enter my server by checking if a wp-config-file exists that is no longer the newest version. I got best panic results by linking to the Russian IT-Counter-intelligence Agency.
Redirect 301 /wp-config.php http://svr.gov.ru/honeyd