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PHP Server Install + Setup

  • # June 8, 2009 at 8:31 am

    Does anyone here want to give an ‘idiots guide to PHP install’ on an IIS server.

    Would be much appreciated :)

    And remember, IDIOTS guide!

    Thanks, Alex

    Rob
    # June 8, 2009 at 8:54 am

    you have prob seen this already… sorry… LOL

    http://www.php.net/manual/en/install.php

    # June 8, 2009 at 9:00 am

    mmm.. all that writing scares me a little!

    ok, i guess i shouldnt be so lazy! cheeers

    # June 8, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    1. Remove your Windows Server installation disc from the packaging
    2. Bake at 180°C for 1-2 hours or until oven window turns blue
    3. Lie down in a darkened room for a while
    4. Remember to thoroughly wash the smell of corporate greed off your clothes
    5. Be nice to penguins

    Rob
    # June 9, 2009 at 4:07 am
    "davesgonebananas" wrote:
    4. Remember to thoroughly wash the smell of corporate greed off your clothes

    AHHahahahahahahahahahahaah, that one was great :)

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