- Question 1: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
- A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would.
- Question 2: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
- What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?
- Question 3: Who is your favorite banjo player to play with Bill Monroe's Bluegrass Boys?
- Earl Scruggs, no question.
- I preferred Stringbean's clawhammer style.
- Bobby Thompson's melodic style was by far the most under-rated